The thing is every guy in any Nigerian University is a big boy in his own way. Same goes for the ladies as well, but this report is focused on the guys…at least for now!
These five types of big boys about to be mentioned is just an idea and you all can dish out yours via the comment box below. Let’s lay our hands on those ideas. Shall we?????
BIG BOYS WITH THE “BIG BRAINS”
These are basically the type of guys that give all their attentions to their studies. Other students (both male and female) are always seen flocking around them because they’re gurus and they always have one or two things to tell you that you don’t even have an idea about. Things like emm…Well things you probably don’t know anyway. If you ask, you might as well find out right? Isn’t that why they are called “Genius”? I love to refer them as freaks though. No hard feelings. They make me freak out and feel intimidated. I just don’t give them the pleasure of seeing that expression on my face back to those nerds. Most of the time, they occupy positions such as presidents, class-reps or the head of whatever organization they are in. Don’t get it twisted, some are quite good looking. I’m not gay tho, just saying in respect to views of my female friends.
BIG BOYS WITH “NO CASH” IN POCKETS
These are the type of guys you see repping the hood on daily basis. Academics don’t have their full attention, having fun is just their thing. They are either in school to submit an assignment, meet up with that lecturer who is always taking attendance or showcasing their fresh kicks (kicks, meaning their clothes, shoes or accessories…which they might have borrowed money to get). The F**ked up thing is that most of these guys have no money in their pockets let alone account. You will always find them where there is a party and the food is FREE!!!. They are always looking for a way to get extra cash from their school fees by jailing (lying about the school fees) their parents. Funny thing is, these are the type of guys that run entertainment cliques, clubs and so on….. I have a very good friend in this category named Usi Joseph who is a fresh, funny and broke nigga all together.
BIG BOYS DOING “BIG IN STARCH”
These set of big boys can be seen in every category meaning they may be brilliant or dull, it all depends. One distinctive character with these type of big boys is that they don’t joke with starch. The type of starch they use can’t even be gotten in Abuja, it has to be from those place where cassava production is high…lol!! With their well tailored, ironed and starched shirt, you just unanimously believe these guys are big boys. I always respect ma nigga Osho Klinsman. He dey everly starch shirt even with e boxers.
BIG BOYS WITH A BRIGHT FUTURE IN “DRUG DEALING”
Whew’… This category of students are said to live in the “wilderness“. They smoke weed day in day out, forming bad guys up and down, bullying people. These ones are basically wasting their parents’ money in school. I’m way better than these ones, I know that for sure. They are the type of students you see in the examination hall and say to yourself “so this one is even in my department??” like are you freaking kidding me? They just show up!!! Anyway, these guys don’t care! They are probably anticipating a future of that of “Ghost” in the Tv Series, “Power”.
BIG BOYS LIKE THE “GREAT GATSBY”
Before I start, just know I am a student of OAU who apparently is in this category…winks.. and I hope you have seen the movie, “Great Gatsby” by Leonardo di Carpio. Well, back to the point, these are the type of guys that have a bit of everything. They don’t miss classes and they are always on the top of their academics. They are neat, classy, have selective friends. To an extent, some other students usually regard them as proud people (well me am proud sha). These types of students usually don’t make a first class but they are always very close. Another admirable thing is, they are hardworking and can keep a balance between every activities they find themselves in. Most of them are Entrepreneurs as they try to think beyond what’s being taught in a classroom, thereby exposing themselves to the events of the real world. Forgive me if it’s like I’m hyping this category of guys cos I’m part of them but jezz!!! It’s the fact. I think girls should pick their boyfriends amongst these ones.
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