Sunday, 26 July 2015

Categories of Students You Will Meet In The Lecture Hall


The post points to the type of individuals you will encounter in any lecture theatre in a typical Nigerian tertiary institution. Enjoy……

  • The “Dem they mark attendance?” crew
  • : These guys like writing names like mad.They don’t care what the list is all about, all they know is : “what list is that?”, they don’t even need you to reply and next: “If you finish, Make i write my name abeg”. These guys are much in most schools and they only come to class just to mark attendance in order to signify their presence, they gain NOTHING most times.

  • THE ON-LOOKERS
  • : These guys, can look ! chai. They will definitely notice any slight movement in the lecture theatre. They are mostly guys who come to the hall in search of hot chicks. They mostly look really confident and you will think they know all what the course is talking about.
  • The Late-comers Gang
  • : These guys are the badoos of the class,as they just tip into the class.Did i even say tip ? They bounce into the class, and go straight to the back seat because, to execute their features and exhibit their skills, that’s the best vantage location. They mostly walk in group and also referred to as the CARTELS,

  • The Usain Bolt type of Brethren
  • : These set of guys, can run.They don’t wait for the lecture to end and Zooooooooom!!!, they are already at the door . Most times i do wonder if they copy note at all because, before the lecturer drops his Marker, they have escaped probably for another class.

  • The Argument Lords
  • : These set of guys are those ones, that claim to be Gurus, the I-too-knows. They come into the class, sit down and start up one argument. Guess these set of Guys can be found in almost all the departments. They can be so annoying as they argue with almost everyone even the lecturer.

  • The Borrowers League
  • : Whether they are students, or non-learning students, I don’t just understand. These people can never have pen or calculator even inside exam hall, they keep borrowing and never return any.

  • The Questionnaires Club
  • : O’ Baba, these guys? They can ask questions like mad. They ask both the reasonable and Unreasonable questions, attimes ask questions out of context just to get noticed. These guys can be good in wasting lecturer’s time.

  • The Fashionistaz
  • : All they pray for is people to look at them and WOWWWW. They have the latest fashion in Vogue. Swag up in all jordans and the next day it’s Nike as they torment those who feel tormented with their fashion whatever. These guys can be so weird when you step on their shoes, they are mostly proud and never rush to enter the lecture hall.

  • The Serious Ones
  • : These ones tend to pay attention and give no damn whatsoever of any distraction. They come to lectures so early that you wonder if they ever have night rests. They mostly sit in front and have complete notes though they are not mostly the smashers in class.

  • The photocopy Brethren
  • : These ones will copy every single letter you write in your note even though you are both in the class with the board seated in front. They are mostly short-sighted students who hardly see whatsoever the lecturer is writing with his very small ugly handwriting.

  • The Gadget Freaks
  • : This categories of people are always seen with their smartphones, ipad etc. They don’t care what the next person is saying or even the lecturers. All they care about is their gadget.

  • The Pastors
  • : They always form holy and see others as the sinners. They are among the first to come to the hall so as to conduct the usual sermon which 95% of the audience will hardly listen to.

  • The Leaders
  • :
    : These ones, they will be the first to volunteer to help the lecturer sell his hand outs, clean the board (yeye eye service).
The list continues…………………………

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